by Al Todorovic
- wake and bake – getting notoriously stoned right when you wake up eating pop-tarts playing video golf. you know this.
- 4:20 – when you notice it’s 4:18 and you pack the bowl, the green hit just tastes better at four-twentyyy!
- getting ripped right before work – then walking around like a zombie while everyone else does their bullshit.
- bowl cruisin’ – getting out of class, waitin’ for the celly to ring, smoking bowls and jamming BCN-ZLX.
- the goodnight bowl – grabbing the comic book you’ve been trying to read, taking three hits max. then going out like a light and waking up with the book open on your nose.
- the bowl you smoke when you wake up because you’re too drunk to sleep – bowl smoking with TV land near mute so your parents won’t give you shit when they wake up for work.
- smoking fat joints at concerts – those couple times you planned it out and brought enough weed to get really stoned.
- smoking fat joints at thanksgiving – yeah yeah kiddos, we can watch ice age.
- the pot some shitty kid packs after he begs for a ride – you get stoned and don’t hate driving him home half as much.
- the pot you smoke on your 15 minute break from driver’s ed. retraining when you have to go every three years to keep your license – out of the whole 8 hours of deathly boredom they put you through at least you can get grilled a few times in the parking lot
If necessary smoke a butt, studies show you’ll get 20% higher.
